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November 19th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; A Lady Walks Into a Drug Store...A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, Hell, you didn't tell me you had a prescription. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------  
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November 19th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |    
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November 19th, 2005
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| Milforum Hitman  | Well hey she found the right accomplice.
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November 20th, 2005
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| Can you hear me now?  |
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November 20th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer |  Can't talk now... gotta run...
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November 20th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahaha
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November 27th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | haha haha haha haha
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November 27th, 2007
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| Caesar | LOL.......
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November 27th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Love it!
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November 28th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | haha.....hilarious
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