Topic: Lab Tests?

tomtom22 · April 22nd, 2006

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one Is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's.

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere In the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Charge 7 · April 22nd, 2006

One of the best ones I've heard in quite awhile! Nice one, tomtom!

armlesscadet · April 23rd, 2006

good one tom

NCdt Steliga · April 23rd, 2006

Slick

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

tomtom22 · July 25th, 2007

Bump...
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Got this in my email today.

The Other Guy · July 26th, 2007

pumB

funney!

CrazyLilCajun · July 26th, 2007

oh now thats hilarious!!!!

April 22nd, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Lab Tests? The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello". "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one Is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's. "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward. "Normally yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time. "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere In the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 22nd, 2006	Post 2
Charge 7 Master Gunner	One of the best ones I've heard in quite awhile! Nice one, tomtom! __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

April 23rd, 2006	Post 3
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	good one tom __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

April 23rd, 2006	Post 4
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Slick __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

January 7th, 2007	Post 5
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's a good one __________________

July 25th, 2007	Post 6
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Bump... . . . . . . Got this in my email today.

July 26th, 2007	Post 7
The Other Guy Spam King Gear	pumB funney! __________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?"

July 26th, 2007	Post 8
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	oh now thats hilarious!!!! __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

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