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April 11th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; You Know You're Overselling the Army When...ONE COLD, WINDY February morning during my Army basic training at Fort Bliss, Texas, our company was assembled outside. There, at parade rest, we were forced to listen to an endless procession of individuals extolling the benefits of Army life. The last person to speak droned on about the insurance program. When the ordeal was nearly over, he asked if there were any questions. From the rear of the formation, a shivering voice inquired, "Will the insurance cover frostbite?" --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Michael Gorfain Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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April 11th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahaha hilarious!!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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April 12th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Perfect. 
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April 12th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good story
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April 13th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Awesome hehehe...
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