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May 14th, 2005
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| Optio | Post; You know you're living in the 21st Century when...1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends". 15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net. 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9. 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.
__________________ A M O R ~ V I N C I T ~ O M N I A \"Love Conquers Everything\" - Horace http://earlyamerica.com/molly_pitcher.html |
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May 14th, 2005
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| Centurion | LoL 
__________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin. |
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May 14th, 2005
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| Milites Gregarius | ...guilty |
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May 16th, 2005
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| Optio | Post; Re: You know you're living in the 21st Century when...Quote:
__________________ A \'good\' landing is one from which you can walk away. A \'great\' landing is one after which they can use the plane again. | |
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May 17th, 2005
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| Centurion | lol pretty good |
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May 17th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Post; Re: You know you're living in the 21st Century when...Quote:
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May 17th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Re: You know you're living in the 21st Century when...Quote:
__________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 | |
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May 17th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I've heard of those, seen people play poker with them on tv. 
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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May 17th, 2005
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| Optio | yes, it is sad
__________________ Flight, mans greatest accomplishment since sliced bread... \"Forget the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!\" Admiral David Glasgow Farragut (1801-1870). Aboard Hartford \"The battle of Iwo Jima has been won. Among the Americans who served on Iwo, uncommon valor was a common virtue.\"Nimitz http://s14.invisionfree.com/3rd_Army/index.php?act=idx |
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May 18th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Post; Re: You know you're living in the 21st Century when...Quote:
Yes what are cards? In my 18 years I have never played solitaire with cards. 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends". These are the others that made me laugh.
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! | ||
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