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April 22nd, 2006   Post 1
gigabrain
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Post; You Know You're A 90's Kid If...


You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tupac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really, really want.)

You remember the craze when the banning of slap bracelets and slam books happened.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green* Ranger were meant to be together.

*later to be white

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. CD players

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

Yikes pencils and erasers were the ****.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils, notebooks. binders. etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You remember a time before the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
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April 22nd, 2006   Post 2
tomtom22
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You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
Ah,yes!
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April 23rd, 2006   Post 3
AFSteliga
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Ahh...the 90's...how I miss them...NOT
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April 25th, 2006   Post 4
ARMY101
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Who could forget...


POKEMON CARDS!
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April 25th, 2006   Post 5
rotc boy
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You played and or collected "Pogs"


i had an alf pog
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April 25th, 2006   Post 6
C/2nd Lt Robot
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You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

That was great...PSYCHE!

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You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
NINJA TURTLES!, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Red and Blue Dragons (not the show name, but one guy in red and one guy in blue), RUG RATS!, the list goes on.

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You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
I was till I got banned from playing it. . .

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You remember reading "Goosebumps"
I think I still have some of them.

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You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
I remember those days...not

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You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
Slip 'n' Bleed is more like it

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You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
The Ninja Turtles tought us many lessons.

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"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
Put the loud one back on

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You thought Brain would finally take over the world
He deserved world domination

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You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
Still do.
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April 25th, 2006   Post 7
Bory
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Oh yes, I remember the 90's well.

I remember the Monica Lewinsky scandal well, mainly because my Last name is Whitehouse, and the others kids just ran with that, and I'm pretty sure there isn't a clinton joke from that era I haven't heard.

I remember every guy I hung around with (And even some of the girls) had a favorite Power Ranger. The Alternative to that at my school was actually knowing Martial Arts.
I remember the literally thousands of theories for determining a fake Pokemon Card. Everyone had their own system I swear.

And yes as a good Metallica fan I remember the Napster Scandal, and the controversiese around the Load and ReLoad Albums. (Mainly Reload though didn't start listening to Metallica till 97,)

Oh and speaking of 90's music, It was not the industries finest hour I will say that. Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, THE MACARINA.
There were a few good things to come out (The Offspring, Living End etc) but yeah, not the greatest decade for music.
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January 7th, 2007   Post 8
Team Infidel
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that's a good one
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June 28th, 2007   Post 9
philam15
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You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"


Still can, Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down...

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"How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"


She was always the cutest, not Michelle

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You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
Scooby Doo, Rugrats...


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You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.


I still have the game...and play it every once and a while

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You remember reading "Goosebumps"


I begged my father to buy them...I still have about forty of 'em

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You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"


Let's watch a Disney Channel movie!!

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You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.


Barbie, Scooby Doo, Powerpuff Girls, Power Rangers

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You remember the craze when the banning of slap bracelets and slam books happened.


Anyone who was cool had a slap bracelet

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You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...


I try to restrain myself

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You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates


ANYONE who was ANYONE had thier birthday party at a skating rink

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You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide


That thing was so fun...but it hurt

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You wore socks over leggings scrunched down


I have pictures!!

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"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show


recess!! Oh and what about this one: Boy's go to mars to buy more candy bars, girls go to college to get more knowledge!!

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You remember boom boxes vs. CD players


CD players are so cool, forget mp3s

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You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere


Even my teenage sister had one at the time

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You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles


Care Bears!!

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Yikes pencils and erasers were the ****.


Yeah they were

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You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.


The cutest was the frog

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You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.


Yeah whatever happened to those?

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You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"


Every day man, every day at 5 o'clock...gave my nightmares too

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You know the Macarena by heart.


Heyyyyyyyyy Macarena!!

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"Talk to the hand" ... enough said


Cause the face ain't listenin'...
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June 29th, 2007   Post 10
The Other Guy
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yes, your point?

I watched Carmen San Diego every time it was on TV. EVERY TIME.
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