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June 7th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; You Know What They Say About Sailors...


MY SHIP, a Navy destroyer, took a group of Naval Academy midshipmen on a cruise of European ports. When my wife heard about this, she decided to meet the ship at its various destinations. As we pulled into each port, there she was on the dock, smiling and waving as we maneuvered alongside. At our final port, there she was again. "It's true what they say about the Navy," I said to the midshipman standing next to me. "We do have a girl in every port."

"Yes, sir," he replied. "But the same one?"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Capt. Ian M. Laird (Ret.)

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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June 8th, 2006   Post 2
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..... Funny!
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January 7th, 2007   Post 3
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that's pretty good
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September 18th, 2008   Post 4
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To the top!
 
September 19th, 2008   Post 5
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How funny.
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