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January 8th, 2005   Post 1
rotc boy
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Post; You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .


10. The lower corner of screen has the words
"etch a sketch" on it.

9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack
of cigarettes.

8. You have to pedal it.

7. The manual contains one sentence: "good
luck!"

6. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

5. When you turn it on, the dogs in the
neighborhood start howling.

4. You catch a virus from it.

3. Screen frequently freezes and message
comes up: "Ain't it break time,
Chester?"

2. While running, it emits deafening calliope
music.

1. It cyber-snickers at you.
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January 8th, 2005   Post 2
USAFAUX2004
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Lol man that is some funny stuff.
11. It is too slow to run Military-Quotes Forums
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January 9th, 2005   Post 3
Darcia
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12- The Only Mouse that came with it died after the cat caught it.



Personally Number 11 is the best
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February 27th, 2007   Post 4
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7. The manual contains one sentence: "good
luck!"

anyone use vista?
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