Topic: This is kind of a sick joke,but it's really funny.

Navy Boy · April 24th, 2006

The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.
During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges.
Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

armlesscadet · April 24th, 2006

ha lol

rotc boy · April 25th, 2006

seen here:
the camel

and here:
Foreign Legion

Navy Boy · April 25th, 2006

You gotta be joking me!?

bulldogg · April 25th, 2006

Nope, he's serious.

The Cooler King · April 25th, 2006

Well, you never know. This is the joke section.

tomtom22 · April 25th, 2006

been posted before

Duty Honor Country · April 25th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotc boy

seen here:
the camel

and here:
Foreign Legion

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtom22

been posted before

then use the report button to tell a mod that a thread has been already done before.

April 24th, 2006	Post 1
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	Post; This is kind of a sick joke,but it's really funny. The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

April 24th, 2006	Post 2
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	ha lol __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

April 25th, 2006	Post 5
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Nope, he's serious. __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

April 25th, 2006	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	been posted before __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 25th, 2006	Post 4
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	You gotta be joking me!?

April 25th, 2006	Post 6
The Cooler King Godfather Gear	Well, you never know. This is the joke section.

Topic: This is kind of a sick joke,but it's really funny.

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