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April 22nd, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Post; Kim Jong Il is the greatest golfer in the world |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Centurion  | hehehe, does Kim just pick up the ball and drop into the holesinstead of hitting them? |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Is it miniature golf? 
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | What a load of ....  Do you think the average North Korean man in the street believes everything their media reports about 'the Great Leader'? I know with only one source of information it would be easy to believe much of what is said but everything? Would any North Korean who has ever played golf really believe that their leader can finish 38 under par?!?!
__________________ "An Emperor is subject to no-one but God and justice." Frederick 1, Barbarossa |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Centurion | Soon they'll make tales of him wiping out entire armies by shooting lightning bolts out of his arse.
__________________ \"Charlie Don\'t Surf\" - Kilgore |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Tirones | Quote:
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | this belongs in the jokes section. does he even know the difference between a wood, iron, wedge, and putter?
__________________  si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | "No lesser authority than Pyongyang Golf Club's resident professional, Park Young Man, together with Kim's 17 armed bodyguards, can attest that Kim played the full eighteen, all holed out, off the back tees on a crisp autumn morning in October 1994. "He is an excellent golfer," said Mr. Park. Standing on the tee of the 340-meter (370-yard) dogleg par four first hole at Pyongyang GC, Park noted that "Dear Leader Comrade General Kim Jong-Il, whom I respect from the bottom of my heart, scored two on this hole." But there was even better to come, as Kim's amazing round included a world record five holes in one! But, we hear you ask, how does a man with a country to run, a 1.2 million man army to command and 22 million people to keep on the verge of starvation, find the time to work at his golf game? Answer - he doesn't! The Dear Leader, faithful to the national philosophy of 'Juche', or self-reliance, has never had a lesson. Indeed, his heroic 38 under par score was his first and only round of golf! When he learned that this was a full 25 strokes better than any other human had ever achieved, far from being tempted to take the game up seriously, he decided that there were greater challenges to his intellect and atheletic ability, and has not touched a club since."  |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Quote:
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill | |
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