Two old men and a dog were sitting on a front porch one hot summer afternoon when an neighborhood trouble maker walked by and gawked as the dog licked his nether regions as dogs do.

The young rambler yelped "man I wish I could do that, then I'd never leave home!".

One of the old men then spoke up, "be nice to him and he might let you".

Originally Posted by Yossarian

Two old men and a dog were sitting on a front porch one hot summer afternoon when an neighborhood trouble maker walked by and gawked as the dog licked his nether regions as dogs do.

The young rambler yelped "man I wish I could do that, then I'd never leave home!".

One of the old men then spoke up, "be nice to him and he might let you".

Have not heard that before...

Good one, Yoss!

Originally Posted by viper2007

Have not heard that before...

Good one, Yoss!

It's always funnier hearing it in person lol.