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June 29th, 2012   #1
Yossarian
 
 

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Two old men and a dog were sitting on a front porch one hot summer afternoon when an neighborhood trouble maker walked by and gawked as the dog licked his nether regions as dogs do.

The young rambler yelped "man I wish I could do that, then I'd never leave home!".

One of the old men then spoke up, "be nice to him and he might let you".



"This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience"- Dwight D. Eisenhower , Jan 17,1961.

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June 29th, 2012   #2
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yossarian
Two old men and a dog were sitting on a front porch one hot summer afternoon when an neighborhood trouble maker walked by and gawked as the dog licked his nether regions as dogs do.

The young rambler yelped "man I wish I could do that, then I'd never leave home!".

One of the old men then spoke up, "be nice to him and he might let you".

Have not heard that before...

Good one, Yoss!
 
June 29th, 2012   #3
Yossarian
 
 
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Originally Posted by viper2007
Have not heard that before...

Good one, Yoss!

It's always funnier hearing it in person lol.
 



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