Topic: Kentucky Redneck Pick up Lines....just in time for Valentines Day | |
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Topic: Kentucky Redneck Pick up Lines....just in time for Valentines Day | |
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February 19th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Kentucky Redneck Pick up Lines....just in time for Valentines Day1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.  Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til'afternoon. and my personal favorite........................ 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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February 19th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Hahahahahaha
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February 20th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | yeeehawwww!!
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February 20th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Quote:
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February 20th, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | What's so funny? There's only one I haven't used, the one about the penguin.
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February 20th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | for some reason.... i'm not surpised....... |
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February 20th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | ^^^ Ditto. LOL  |
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February 21st, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Yew guys `er jist too nice. Ah luv ye anyhow. |
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February 21st, 2008
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| God of Scones | Those are good. I'm not southern, but i'll have to try em, but before I do, I gotta get better health insurance...
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February 21st, 2008
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| Forum Brat | ^^ Yeah. Definitely up the insurance first. |
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