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April 7th, 2006   #1
Missileer
 
 

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"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so
they could produce beautiful children beyond compare!

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer,
asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded a nd suggested the man date one
of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer,
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."














“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
—John Stuart Mill
 
April 8th, 2006   #2
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Hahaha, I wasn't expecting the picture, Missileer.


WOLFPACK!
The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.
 
April 8th, 2006   #3
armlesscadet
 
 
lol ive seen that pic b4 u just warped it around to make it look like that me and my friend used it for a project last year b4 it was warped funny though


C/1stSgt AFJROTC

Death smiles at us all.
The US Marine smiles back
 
April 8th, 2006   #4
OORAH
 
 
redleg, age: 4 months


And shepards we shall be
For thee, My Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may quickly carry out thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti

Veritas, Aequitas
 
April 8th, 2006   #5
tomtom22
 
 
Funny!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
April 8th, 2006   #6
JulesLee
 
 
omg lol the picture was perfect with the joke!
 
January 7th, 2007   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one