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June 16th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; Just Try ItMarried 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.... 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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June 16th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Makes sense...hahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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June 16th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Funny!!!!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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June 16th, 2006
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| Optio | thats was a good one lol
__________________ Soon To Be SEAL  |
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June 16th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Yep that's a true one there.
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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June 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | just dont get married in the first place?! stay single... ? |
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June 17th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Then you fire back with "I love you!" If that doesn't work, go hunting.
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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June 17th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Just remember, don't get into a competition with her, she'll win every time. That's just the difference in men and women who are "playing the field." |
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June 22nd, 2006
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| Centurion | Pick up Golfing....  funny!
__________________ -In the grim darkness of a far future, There is only war.  __________________________________________  |
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November 11th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | 
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