For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free"? Well, here's an update for you:

Now adays, 80% of women are against marriage.
WHY? Because women realize, " It's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage".


Men are like....

1. Men are like . . Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like...Bananas........ The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather...Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....... Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... .Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are likePopcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

you have many many man bashing jokes....

I have many many single female friends and relatives who send these to me. If they are offensive to the forum viewers, then please let me know, and I will stop sending them. Deal?

Originally Posted by Pacific Lure

13. Men are like Parking Spots....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Story of my life..lol... I really enjoyed this post thanks!

yeah, well i didn't

Originally Posted by Team Infidel

yeah, well i didn't

Well aren't you just a stick in the mud!

*goes off and reads women bashing jokes* =x