Just How Desperate Are You for Seconds?

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January 27th, 2009   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

Just How Desperate Are You for Seconds? info


"Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. "I'd love seconds."

"You'll get the same as everyone else," he growled as he chucked food on my tray. "Now move it!"

After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware. While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was the mess sergeant. "It's all right, son," he said. "You can grab seconds."

--Scott Pope

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.




Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
January 27th, 2009   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
good one......


 
January 27th, 2009   #3
Sevens
 
 
That's awesome.


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
January 27th, 2009   #4
Mayser
 
 
lol, thats awsome..


Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem

(What man is a man who does not make the world better?)
 
January 28th, 2009   #5
tomtom22
 
 
and I'll bet he stepped right back in the line.


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 



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