Just Another Junior Officer

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November 5th, 2008   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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Having helped prepare the annual budget for my unit of the Seventh Army Special Troops in Heidelberg, Germany, I took the report to the office of the adjutant, who signs all official papers. The adjutant was not in, but his assistant, a young lieutenant, was.

He gasped as I handed him the huge sheaf of charts, figures and explanations. "What am I supposed to do with this?" he asked.

"You have to sign it, sir."

"Thank goodness," he said, sighing with relief. "I thought I had to read it."

-- Timothy Quinn

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Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
November 6th, 2008   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
another good one


 
November 6th, 2008   #3
Sevens
 
 
Yeah, that would be my reaction, too. LOL


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
March 14th, 2009   #4
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
March 18th, 2009   #5
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 


"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, is directly proportional to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated." ~George Washington