A guide to ranks in the RAF using The Law of the Jungle

Cheetah
Pilot Officer
- Loner, feisty
- Makes the occasional kill on a weaker animal

Lion
Flying Officer
- Hunts in packs
- Can bring down a larger animal with coordination
- Easily slays the cheetah

Monkey
Flight Lieutenant
- Always playing around
- Congregate in groups and generally muck everyones plans up
- Can be easily distracted by simple things and bright objects

Water buffalo
Sqaudron Leader
- Aging slower beast, but...
- Cannot be brought down by just a single lion

Elephant
Wing Commander
- Rules the jungle
- Impossible to bring down except by his own viles

Vulture
Corporal
- Rarely affects a kill: feeds off the kills made by others
- Feeds in groups, generally fighting and yelling at other vultures
- Chased off meals by the hyena

Hyena
Sergeants
- Laughs continuously at the cheetah
- Helps lions complete the kill on larger animals

Unicorn
Chief Technician
- Top of their group, all knowing all seeing
- A strange magical sense of presence surrounded by a mythical aura of superiority
- However being a mythical creature everyone has heard of them but no one can ever find them

Sloth
Flight Sergeant
- Highly skilled in one area only, but usually out of date
- Comes around only to feed and take care of bodily functions
- It must be said about this animal that it looks cute and cuddly but dont be fooled - keep well back

Hippopotamus
Warrant Officer
- Slow and cumbersome on land
- Safe in own environment
- Lays low to avoid enemies

Dung Beetle
Airmen
- Forced to deal with the crap created by all of the other animals

Hey Redleg, I suggest this for the New Forum Rank System!

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SF has a list like that