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January 16th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Jumping on the bedA fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied.  
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January 16th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | I think he deserved that one for opening his mouth.
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October 5th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | oh big time 
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October 5th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Speechless!............... 
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October 5th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahahaha!!!!!
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