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June 6th, 2008   Post 1
Supostat
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Post; Jozin z bazin


Original version @1978:
Jozin z bazin


Same guys 30 years later, 2008:
Jozin z bazin


Here are translation of lyrics:

Quote:
I’m driving in a Skoda 100 to camp in Orava
Because I’m in a hurry, I risk crossing Moravia
A monster prowls around there, it comes out of the swamp
It mainly eats people from Prague, and it’s called Joe

Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs
Joe Swamp approaches the village
Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth
Joe Swamp bites and strangles
Who’dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder

I was driving through a village on the road to Vizovice
I met the village elder who told me over some slivovice
”Whoever brings me Joe, dead or alive,
Shall have my daughter and half the collective farm”

Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs
Joe Swamp approaches the village
Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth
Joe Swamp bites and strangles
Who’dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder

I say, ”Chief, give me the plane and the powder
I’ll give you Joe, no problem”
The Elder agreed, and at dawn I rose to the skies
The powder fell beautifully from the plane onto Joe

Joe Swamp is now all white
Joe Swamp escapes from the bogs
Joe Swamp has turned to stone
For Joe Swamp, this is the end
I caught Joe and now I have him, yohoho!
Cash is always good so now I’m selling him to the zoo
And, in the end - animatd version
Animated
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June 6th, 2008   Post 2
istealfreefood
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that is funny as heck. I love the dance that one dude is doing. and hes still going at it, 30 years later, just the dance isnt quite as weird.
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June 7th, 2008   Post 3
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June 8th, 2008   Post 4
tomtom22
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Hahahaha!!!
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