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March 5th, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Joke Of The Year In Australia !!!!!!!


This was sent to me and I cannot vouch for its accuracy, but I found it humorous.


JOKE OF THE YEAR IN AUSTRALIA !!!!

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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Last edited by tomtom22; March 6th, 2006 at 01:29.
 
March 5th, 2006   Post 2
armlesscadet
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oo burn lol
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March 5th, 2006   Post 3
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March 6th, 2006   Post 4
AmericanSweetheart
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ouch! This is really funny because I keep telling my friend he needs to get a blow up sheep!
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March 6th, 2006   Post 5
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Yes, the blow up sheep jokes are awesome!
 
March 7th, 2006   Post 6
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Nice one.
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March 10th, 2006   Post 7
Rob Henderson
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ouch....
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March 11th, 2006   Post 8
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Lol!
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March 12th, 2006   Post 9
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Ooohhh!! Lol!
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March 12th, 2006   Post 10
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funny stuff its doing the rounds on the international scene then!
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