Topic: joke I heard in bootcamp

bootmarine · December 21st, 2003

A Marine goes to a bar and hits it off with this girl. They end up going back to her place and they end up naked ready to go at it.
The Marine says "Marine, atten-hut" and instantly gets an erection. The girl was pretty impressed by this so the Marine shows her what else he can do and says "at ease", he goes soft immediately. The girl hasn't ever seen anything like this and asks if she can call her friend over to see. The Marine is of course ok with this and now has two women on the bed in front of him. He once again says "Marine, atten-hut" and springs "to attention", he then says "at ease", but nothing happens. He starts to get nervous and says "at ease!" a little louder, but still nothing happens. At this he goes and stars jacking off. The women see this and are like "why are you doing that when you have two girls in front of you?" The Marine replies "any Marine disobeying orders must be dishonorably discharged."

Redleg · December 21st, 2003

I've heard several versions of this one.
I think I have one on the site.

But it's still a good one..

Mark Conley · December 30th, 2003

I dont know why, but these i heard from the training instructor himself after the third day of him yelling and screaming at us...

Q. What do you call fifty bulls masterbating in a field?

A. Beef strokingoff

Q. What do you call fifty cows lying belly down on the road avoiding an attack?

A. Ground Beef.

Q. Whats the difference between a farmer and a officer in the Air Force?

A. The farmer has the B.S. on the outside of his boots...

Q. What do you call the wife of a Training Instructor thats beautiful?

A. Lucky.

According to the UCMJ manual .... a Fetish is when you tickle her butt with a feather...perversion is when you use the whole chicken

We actually lost it when the beef strokinoff joke was told..and the whole flight didnt stop laughing for an hour.

I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S · February 13th, 2004

When i heard it i couldn't get me or my friends to stop laughing... I especially liked the dishonorable discharge joke

Team Infidel · January 5th, 2007

that's a good one

tomtom22 · January 5th, 2007

bigcanada813 · January 6th, 2007

i heard the first one before, it involved a general, but good non the less

Sevens · January 6th, 2007

Those are good.

December 21st, 2003	Post 1
bootmarine Tirones	Post; joke I heard in bootcamp A Marine goes to a bar and hits it off with this girl. They end up going back to her place and they end up naked ready to go at it. The Marine says "Marine, atten-hut" and instantly gets an erection. The girl was pretty impressed by this so the Marine shows her what else he can do and says "at ease", he goes soft immediately. The girl hasn't ever seen anything like this and asks if she can call her friend over to see. The Marine is of course ok with this and now has two women on the bed in front of him. He once again says "Marine, atten-hut" and springs "to attention", he then says "at ease", but nothing happens. He starts to get nervous and says "at ease!" a little louder, but still nothing happens. At this he goes and stars jacking off. The women see this and are like "why are you doing that when you have two girls in front of you?" The Marine replies "any Marine disobeying orders must be dishonorably discharged."

December 30th, 2003	Post 3
Mark Conley Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; More Bootcamp humor I dont know why, but these i heard from the training instructor himself after the third day of him yelling and screaming at us... Q. What do you call fifty bulls masterbating in a field? A. Beef strokingoff Q. What do you call fifty cows lying belly down on the road avoiding an attack? A. Ground Beef. Q. Whats the difference between a farmer and a officer in the Air Force? A. The farmer has the B.S. on the outside of his boots... Q. What do you call the wife of a Training Instructor thats beautiful? A. Lucky. According to the UCMJ manual .... a Fetish is when you tickle her butt with a feather...perversion is when you use the whole chicken We actually lost it when the beef strokinoff joke was told..and the whole flight didnt stop laughing for an hour. __________________ “If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF

January 5th, 2007	Post 5
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's a good one __________________

January 5th, 2007	Post 6
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 6th, 2007	Post 7
bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	i heard the first one before, it involved a general, but good non the less __________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

December 21st, 2003	Post 2
Redleg The fire is everything... Gear	I've heard several versions of this one. I think I have one on the site. But it's still a good one..

February 13th, 2004	Post 4
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S Centurion	When i heard it i couldn't get me or my friends to stop laughing... I especially liked the dishonorable discharge joke

January 6th, 2007	Post 8
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Those are good. __________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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