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December 1st, 2012   #1

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What is the first thing you study when you are joining the french army?

to say i surender in german XD
December 1st, 2012   #2
Strangely enough the French Army gave a good showing during the German invasion in 1940, sadly they were outclassed.

I try to be the man my dog thinks I am.
December 1st, 2012   #3
One French assault rifle for sale on Ebay.

Dropped once, never fired!

Everyone comes into your life for a reason; some good, some bad. They shape, form and break us. But in the end, they make us who we are.
December 1st, 2012   #4
Originally Posted by hawky94
One French assault rifle for sale on Ebay.

Dropped once, never fired!
With cheese!.

December 2nd, 2012   #5
And... baguettes!
December 2nd, 2012   #6
Heres a good one...
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war-weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans! You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window.

Last edited by USMCPoolee03xx; December 2nd, 2012 at 06:48..
December 2nd, 2012   #7
Capt Frogman
Originally Posted by hawky94
And... baguettes!
And onions.

"This is the Royal Marines son. If you wanted this to be easy, you should have joined the Parachute Regiment!"

"Pain lasts for a moment, the Green Beret lasts forever!"
December 2nd, 2012   #8
Didn't the French start 69?

December 5th, 2012   #9
Originally Posted by Capt Frogman
And onions.
Les onions left them crying... or was that defeat at the hands of... well, everyone?
December 5th, 2012   #10

Originally Posted by rocky71
Ah oui, well, I suppose that is a positive thing. Unless you're talking about a different '69' - in which case I'm going to go and bury my perverted mind and head in the ice outside.

army, french, german, joining, study

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