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September 9th, 2004   #1
zyonchaos
 
 

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We all know that it is not hardwork or knowledge that gets you to the top but b******t. But how do we prove this. Well I have studied this subject and can now prove mathematically that b******t is what matters most.

If we can assign a numerical value to the Alphabets then

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Now you know what makes you achieve 103%


Jay


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September 9th, 2004   #2
AFSteliga
 
 
My god......I've always wondered.....


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September 10th, 2004   #3
Darkmb101
 
i always know there ways too much b******t lying around.


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January 17th, 2007   #4
Sevens
 
 
And now we know...


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April 11th, 2007   #5
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