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March 1st, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Post; Jewish CowboysA man walked into a bar and sees this beautiful woman sitting there with her head in her hands. He walks over to this striking blonde-haired, blue-eyed, wonderfully curved woman and asks her why she is crying. She replies," I just broke up with my boyfriend." To which the man answers, " Then he didnt know what he was doing." She says," It wasnt like that. He just wasnt pleasing me anymore." The man, eager now, "What does please you?" She said," I dont know what it is but lately Ive been having fantasies about Jewish cowboys coming on to me. But I shouldnt be telling this to you...I dont even know your name. What is it?" The man replies," Hi. Im Bucky Goldstein.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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March 1st, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Hell, you stole that idea from here: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...491#post196491
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March 1st, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Not bad.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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March 2nd, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | acctually tom i knew this joke b4 i read this one. i stole it from steven wright. a comedian. and so did u. |
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March 2nd, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | o well still funny
__________________  C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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