Jesus and his disciples are sitting around a table discussing the current problem of drugs in today's society, when Jesus decides that the only way to get an understanding of the problem is to actually try the drugs for themselves. So Jesus sends his disciples out to the four corners of the earth to bring back a variety of narcotics for testing.

Several weeks later the first disciple arrives back. There's a knock at the door.

"Peter, you have returned and what have you brought for us."

"My Lord! from Morocco I have brought some Hash."

"We'll done Peter."

Another knock on the door.

"Simon, what have you brought back from your travels?"

"My Lord! I have brought some Marijuana from the rain forests of Brazil."

Another knock on the door.

"John, what have you brought?"

"My Lord! I have brought cocaine from Columbia"

Another knock on the door.

"James! What have you brought?"

"My Lord! from the mountains of Nepal I've brought heroin."

Another knock on the door.

"Mathew, what have you brought?"

"My Lord! From New York city I have brought some crack."

Then finally there's a knock on the door and Judas arrives. And Jesus asks?

Ah, Judas, what have you brought?

"The FBI, mother f**kers! This is a bust!!!"

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BASTARD! hahaha.