I'd like to have Two Armies: One for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering Generals, and dear little Regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their General's bowel movements or their Colonel's piles, an Army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country.

The other would be the Real One, composed entirely of young enthusiasts in camouflage uniforms, who would not be put on display, but from whom impossible efforts would be demanded and to whom all sorts of tricks would be taught. That's the Army in which I should like to fight.

~Jean Larte Guy~
Soldier & Writer

I like it. I would want to be in the Real Army as well. And there are plenty of staff weenies that would fit perfectly into the showboat one as well. Though you couldnt do that in the Marine Corps, they all want to fight!