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August 30th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Jarhead and Grunt get into a car accidentA Marine and an Army grunt are driving on the same highway and when their cars hit another. The cars are ruined, but they are both ok. They both pull themselves out of their destroyed cars and the Grunt says "Wow we are both lucky we are alive. Maybe we should stop these silly fights between our branches and learn to get along, after all we are both on the same team" The Marine looks around and thinks for a while (a joke in itself) and says "Sure why not". So the Grunt walks over to his car and digs around for a while and pulls out his bottle of Jack Daniels, which somehow wasn't destroyed in the crash. The Grunt says "I think we should begin our friendship with a drink" The Marine smiles and shouts "Hooah!" So with a smile the Grunt hands his new friend the bottle. The Marine, being a Marine, downs half the bottle. He then hands it back to the Grunt and says "Thanks, have a drink" The Grunt says with a smile while he pulls out his cell phone "Sure, right after the police get here" 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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August 30th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | haha. thats thinkin. makes me wish i had a sense of humor so i could tell jokes
__________________ Qui tacet consentire. Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. Nec Aspera Terrent. Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. |
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August 31st, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | oooo thats funny, but its mean!!  |
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August 31st, 2005
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| Centurion | clever lol lmao 
__________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\". |
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August 31st, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 7th, 2005
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| Tirones | hilarious  |
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October 7th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Hehe not bad. |
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October 7th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | LOL thats MEAN
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October 7th, 2005
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| Centurion | *note to self, dont drink after an accident
__________________ \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985 |
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November 7th, 2005
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| MilForum Bad Apple | great, ill have to remember that one
__________________ "For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son." |
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