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2 Weeks Ago
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; It's the ViagraHe declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food." Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry." "Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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2 Weeks Ago
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| Primus Pilus |
Man, that guy must have worked hard or he wouldnt have been so tired that he couldnt get up!
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2 Weeks Ago
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| Tejanita Caliente | LOL....hehehehehhee.....I'd be the happiest woman on earth 
__________________ "A good teacher is like a candle...It will consume itself to light the path for others"...R.I.P. Steven Zeluff  |
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2 Weeks Ago
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| Milites Gregarius |
Whoa, there... pardner...! Thats there is some medicine... |
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1 Day Ago
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| Milites Gregarius | Doesn't the commerical say after four hours seek help from a doctor? Lol |
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