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January 19th, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; It's all relative


Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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January 19th, 2007   Post 2
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rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
January 20th, 2007   Post 3
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Rotflmao Very nice!!!!
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January 20th, 2007   Post 4
NCdt Steliga
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Not bad.
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January 21st, 2007   Post 5
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that's a good one.
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