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February 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; The Italian MotherA young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" The Italian mother replies, "I don't like her." 
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February 18th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Hmmm...that porpably what my mom is going to say if I bring my g/f to her house. 
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February 18th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | Lol  |
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February 18th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | That's good one! Haha!
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October 29th, 2007
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October 29th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahaha....typical....
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October 30th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Oh how very true. LOL
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