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October 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Italian BreadTwo old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves..by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard!" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but me." 
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Quote:
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October 18th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Lol....
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October 18th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | That's funny.
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October 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Hahaha...*sigh*
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