Topic: Isn't There a Reg on Fraternization?

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October 24th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Isn't There a Reg on Fraternization?


I WAS A CAPTAIN in the Air Force, and my wife was a sergeant. One evening at the officers club, we sat down to dinner and noticed a new couple at our table. The woman wasted no time introducing herself as a captain's wife, emphasizing her husband's status. She explained at length how miserable their last base had been because they "had to live next door to those enlisted people!"

"You think that was bad," I retorted. "I have to sleep with one."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by M. F. M.

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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October 26th, 2005   Post 2
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Ooooo !

Bet ya coulda heard a pin drop.
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October 26th, 2005   Post 3
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Post; Re: Isn't There a Reg on Fraternization?


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Originally Posted by AJChenMPH
I WAS A CAPTAIN in the Air Force, and my wife was a sergeant. One evening at the officers club, we sat down to dinner and noticed a new couple at our table. The woman wasted no time introducing herself as a captain's wife, emphasizing her husband's status. She explained at length how miserable their last base had been because they "had to live next door to those enlisted people!"

"You think that was bad," I retorted. "I have to sleep with one."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by M. F. M.

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
October 26th, 2005   Post 4
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Good
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October 27th, 2005   Post 5
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December 21st, 2005   Post 6
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Men!
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January 8th, 2007   Post 7
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Ooooooooooh ouch!
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January 21st, 2007   Post 8
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Man, I hope she was at the bar or something, because he would have never gotten out of there alive.
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