Irony, Part 1

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July 31st, 2007   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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WHILE DEPLOYED in Saudi Arabia during Operation Desert Storm, I was helping one of our reserve soldiers get a generator running to power a work tent. After assembling the generator, we had to add one quart of regular 30-weight oil, and the soldier went to get it. He returned, very disgruntled, following a trip in 100-degree heat to the motor pool, a Saudi convenience store and two Saudi gas stations.

"Well, I guess I'm a failure," he said. "I've been all over Saudi Arabia and I can't find a quart of oil."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sgt. Michael Butts

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest .




Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
July 31st, 2007   #2
A Can of Man
 
 
Maybe this guy's still in the Army - looking for weapons of mass destruction!
 
August 1st, 2007   #3
Team Infidel
 
 
good one...


 
August 1st, 2007   #4
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe Very nice!!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
August 3rd, 2007   #5
The Other Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by the_13th_redneck
Maybe this guy's still in the Army - looking for weapons of mass destruction!
maybe he should try the moon... we havent checked there yet, but we're working on it.


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.
 
August 3rd, 2007   #6
philam15
 
 
not the best, but it was worth a giggle


GOD, give us men! A time like this demands Strong minds, great hearts, true faith and ready hands... -Josiah Gilbert Holland
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March 24th, 2009   #7
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
March 24th, 2009   #8
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
Oh my!


"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, is directly proportional to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated." ~George Washington
 



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