An Irishman, Englishman and Scot sitting on a beach
notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The Englishman
approaches her and says 'Have you ever been kissed?' No
says the Mermaid. He kisses her and she likes it. after a
while the Scotchman approaches her and says 'Have you ever
been fondled?'. She says no and he fondles her, much to her
delight. After onother while the irishman approaces her
and asks 'Have you ever been f**ked?. she says no. 'Well
you are f**ked now because the tide's gone out.

An oldie but still worth a chuckle.

BTW somebody from Scotland is called a Scot. A scotchman would be somebody who prefered to drink scotch (which could be anybody with good taste ).

i can tell by the Saltire on your gear you know what your talking bout i always call scots scotsmen

That's a good one.

Lol.....