About Inuit Mechanic

bulldogg · December 13th, 2005

One day Johnny was out enjoying a fine Alaskan winter day by riding his snowmobile all about. Now Johnny's snowmobile was not new and it had seen better days but he could sure make it fly. But this fine day while flying over a trail it sputtered and shook and coughed and belched and began billowing black oil smoke. Johnny took notice and after uttering a few choice expletives he turned and headed her into town to see the mechanic.

Now by the time he reached the outskirts of town there was a plume of smoke rising behind him and the noise had risen from a dull roar to a scream no one could ignore. As he pulled up to the mechanic's, the old man had heard him coming and met him at the front.

Johnny climbed off as the old mechanic came up with a half grin and exclaimed, "Damn son looks like you blew a seal!"

Johnny panicked and quickly brushed at his moustache and nervously countered, "No, no that's just frost."

zyonchaos · December 13th, 2005

Classic mate I love it got similar one will post in minute!

Sevens · January 10th, 2007

*Groan* LOL

tomtom22 · January 10th, 2007

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Padre · January 10th, 2007

3 Hail Mary's BD

bulldogg · January 10th, 2007

Aye father...

"Hail mary full of grace, blessed art thou among women..."

Rob Henderson · January 10th, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Padre

3 Hail Mary's BD

Hehehe...Hahaha...

Team Infidel · February 9th, 2007

groan... lol

CrazyLilCajun · October 30th, 2007

LOL.........

December 13th, 2005	#1
bulldogg	Inuit Mechanic info One day Johnny was out enjoying a fine Alaskan winter day by riding his snowmobile all about. Now Johnny's snowmobile was not new and it had seen better days but he could sure make it fly. But this fine day while flying over a trail it sputtered and shook and coughed and belched and began billowing black oil smoke. Johnny took notice and after uttering a few choice expletives he turned and headed her into town to see the mechanic. Now by the time he reached the outskirts of town there was a plume of smoke rising behind him and the noise had risen from a dull roar to a scream no one could ignore. As he pulled up to the mechanic's, the old man had heard him coming and met him at the front. Johnny climbed off as the old mechanic came up with a half grin and exclaimed, "Damn son looks like you blew a seal!" Johnny panicked and quickly brushed at his moustache and nervously countered, "No, no that's just frost." "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

December 13th, 2005	#2
zyonchaos	Classic mate I love it got similar one will post in minute! From within Chaos Comes Order When there is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead. Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos. Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting. If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you!!

January 10th, 2007	#3
Sevens	Groan LOL Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

January 10th, 2007	#4
tomtom22	Groan. . .. . . . . "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 30th, 2007	#9
CrazyLilCajun	LOL......... "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

February 9th, 2007	#8
Team Infidel	groan... lol

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