A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign
in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador.

retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and
they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the
United States Marines ... you know one of their nicknames is "The Devil
Dogs".

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years.

The jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the Corps (8 dog
years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. He was in the Air
Force!"

LOL cute. A few days ago some guy ( i think he was drunk) tried to convince me that he used to have a dog that could say stuff like water or out lol...i was like suuurrreee...amazing what ppl will say when they are drinking lol

Very nice.

I like that one TI. Very good.

Hahaha. Anyone else reminded of Donkey from Shrek?

^^^ That's exactly what I was thinking. LOL