Topic: Interview with a Chief

DTop · April 26th, 2006

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied ...

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes,

No debt,

Plenty buffalo,

Plenty beaver,

Women did all the work,

Medicine man free,

Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,

All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

bulldogg · April 27th, 2006

Amen.

Navy Boy · April 27th, 2006

JulesLee · April 27th, 2006

lol so true.. omg i want old system plz!

bulldogg · April 27th, 2006

Oh really??

tomtom22 · April 27th, 2006

armlesscadet · April 28th, 2006

all who wish to have the old system back say "i". I

The Cooler King · April 28th, 2006

C/2nd Lt Robot · April 28th, 2006

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

April 26th, 2006	Post 1
DTop Milforum Moderator Gear	Post; Interview with a Chief An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied ... "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." __________________ *"I was a soldier, I am a soldier, I always will be a soldier."* To Avoid Infractions - Click Here And Read the Forum Rules Before You Post.

April 27th, 2006	Post 2
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Amen. __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

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Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	Lol! __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

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JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	lol so true.. omg i want old system plz! __________________ NMMI = Prison (but you pay $ for it)

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tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Yup! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Oh really??

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armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	all who wish to have the old system back say "i". I __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

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The Cooler King Godfather Gear	Eye.

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