Topic: Insult Cadences/Slams

C/SGM RECONDO · June 13th, 2005

Im looking for any cadences that are designed to slam other platoons/companies or to in general belittle others and build ourselves up. There seem far too few to really get into rivalries and contests.

Cadet_MSGT_San_Miguel · June 27th, 2005

Down by the river

We took a little walk

We ran into (group your insulting)

And had a little talk

We pushed them HEY

We shoved them HEY

We threw them in the river

And laughed as they drowned

Fragacide · September 2nd, 2005

I don't know what I've been told
(Group) heart is mighty (cold, old, full of mold, or anything bad that rhymes with told)

Easy, simple, old but good.

Cadet 2nd Lt. Stinson · October 17th, 2005

I always liked this one...

Navy, Navy where you at?
Come on out and lets lose some fat!
Is it whiskey?or is it wine?
or is it just a lack of PT time!

Cadet 2nd Lt. Alison Stinson

058flightsgt · October 18th, 2005

I've used the count cadence before, just using different lyrics, same tone. Just google 'The Cadence page, it's under Marching.
Good luck!

rosuto_ai · February 18th, 2006

ha-ha, thats good, got ne more?

armlesscadet · April 18th, 2006

ha i like the navy one

jakl944 · October 12th, 2007

If you come across an MP unit, try this one.

Look to my left (or right) and what do you see,
You can't spell wimp without MP.

istealfreefood · October 12th, 2007

I got one like Stinsons.

Navy Navy I'm in doubt
Why your bellies are stickin' out
Is it whiskey or is it wine?
Or is it lack of PT time?

claylc · April 12th, 2008

While in bed the marine theme was running through my head. Here is GOD's birthday present to me, a marine cadence from another reality!

From the snows of Minneapolis to the surf of Biloxi,
we will strive to use our ding-dong just so long as it is free!

We always welcome horny fems no matter what their age!
And we cannot take the consequences when they fail to shave!

We will go wherever females thrive and we will not question them!
For the only thing we like better is to work out in the gym!!!!!

Edit :
Back in bed I got a new army cadence!

I can smell smokes of hell and I will not ever tell
who ransacked the gunny's teepee!

You are nice what's your price do you have any body lice?
If so then I will pass you up!

If not then let's trot but I won't ever be forgot,
for your belly will swell in three months!

Now its up the spout please do not pout,
I am trying my very hardest!

When they lock me up you can bring me a cup
and we'll marry when there is no choice!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

Aim High Air Force!
Want more? Poke me.....

June 13th, 2005	Post 1
C/SGM RECONDO Tirones	Post; Insult Cadences/Slams Im looking for any cadences that are designed to slam other platoons/companies or to in general belittle others and build ourselves up. There seem far too few to really get into rivalries and contests.

June 27th, 2005	Post 2
Cadet_MSGT_San_Miguel Milites Gregarius	Down by the river We took a little walk We ran into (group your insulting) And had a little talk We pushed them HEY We shoved them HEY We threw them in the river And laughed as they drowned __________________ Born Tough, Trained To Drill Ready To Quit, But Never Will Drive On Drill Team, Drive On Hoorah

October 17th, 2005	Post 4
Cadet 2nd Lt. Stinson Milites Gregarius	I always liked this one... Navy, Navy where you at? Come on out and lets lose some fat! Is it whiskey?or is it wine? or is it just a lack of PT time! Cadet 2nd Lt. Alison Stinson __________________ Cadet 2nd lieutenant Alison Stinson Semper Fidelis LCPL Rob Backus USMC, Iraq PFC Brandon Eason USMC, Iraq and Seaman Recruit Bridgette Walker USN, Illinois We miss you guys!

October 18th, 2005	Post 5
058flightsgt Milites Gregarius	I've used the count cadence before, just using different lyrics, same tone. Just google 'The Cadence page, it's under Marching. Good luck! __________________ C/Ssgt Harris GLR-KY-058

April 18th, 2006	Post 7
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	ha i like the navy one __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

September 2nd, 2005	Post 3
Fragacide Tirones	I don't know what I've been told (Group) heart is mighty (cold, old, full of mold, or anything bad that rhymes with told) Easy, simple, old but good.

February 18th, 2006	Post 6
rosuto_ai Tirones	ha-ha, thats good, got ne more?

October 12th, 2007	Post 8
jakl944 Tirones	If you come across an MP unit, try this one. Look to my left (or right) and what do you see, You can't spell wimp without MP.

October 12th, 2007	Post 9
istealfreefood Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	I got one like Stinsons. Navy Navy I'm in doubt Why your bellies are stickin' out Is it whiskey or is it wine? Or is it lack of PT time? __________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens

April 12th, 2008	Post 10
claylc Optio Gear	Post; From my post Mar 10 VA Joe "couldn't sleep" by claylc While in bed the marine theme was running through my head. Here is GOD's birthday present to me, a marine cadence from another reality! From the snows of Minneapolis to the surf of Biloxi, we will strive to use our ding-dong just so long as it is free! We always welcome horny fems no matter what their age! And we cannot take the consequences when they fail to shave! We will go wherever females thrive and we will not question them! For the only thing we like better is to work out in the gym!!!!! Edit : Back in bed I got a new army cadence! I can smell smokes of hell and I will not ever tell who ransacked the gunny's teepee! You are nice what's your price do you have any body lice? If so then I will pass you up! If not then let's trot but I won't ever be forgot, for your belly will swell in three months! Now its up the spout please do not pout, I am trying my very hardest! When they lock me up you can bring me a cup and we'll marry when there is no choice! Lonnie Courtney Clay Aim High Air Force! Want more? Poke me.....

Topic: Insult Cadences/Slams

Post; Insult Cadences/Slams

Post; From my post Mar 10 VA Joe "couldn't sleep" by claylc