$850.50 if I can only claim each thing once, otherwise I can't count that high.

Befor anyone asks, I have never:

Ever had sex at church--$25
Had sex with someone on the internet --$25
Had sex for money--$100
Ever had sex with the a puertorican--$20
Crossed dressed--$10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Been in love with a stripper--$20
Prank called the cops-- $5
Made a nasty home video--$15
Had a threesome--$50
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Cried during sex--$20
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Spent time in jail --$15
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 (I always took 'em home )


Not sure if I got the math right as I added it in my head. So whatever the overall total is, take the sum of the above away and that is my score.

P.S. For the record, my best friend is my wife !!

it's good being a manwhore

Originally Posted by Team Infidel

it's good being a manwhore

Yeah but this was before I met my current wife and after my divorce. I got most of these in within a 2 year period lol.

Originally Posted by Team Infidel

And where should I pay?

Direct funds transfer honey, straight into my bank account.

Originally Posted by Marinerhodes

Yeah but this was before I met my current wife and after my divorce. I got most of these in within a 2 year period lol.

All that in two years...I feel so...sheltered and cheap...LOL

Originally Posted by Sevens

All that in two years...I feel so...sheltered and cheap...LOL

Nah, it usually involved copious amounts of alchohol and very loose morals and in some cases a blind eye to beauty lol.

Forget sheltered and cheap, I just feel like I missed out!

Originally Posted by AJChenMPH

Forget sheltered and cheap, I just feel like I missed out!

I guess we're just gonna have to get out and start living it up. LOL

Originally Posted by Sevens

I guess we're just gonna have to get out and start living it up. LOL

Who is this 'we' stuff? Got a mouse in yer pocket? I wouldn't go through all that again if I could help it lol. Trust me, once is enough and too much at the same time.

Originally Posted by Marinerhodes

Who is this 'we' stuff? Got a mouse in yer pocket? I wouldn't go through all that again if I could help it lol. Trust me, once is enough and too much at the same time.

"We" as in those of us who have missed out on so much "living." LOL Although you seem to have done enough for all of us... LOL