Does anyone here no any?

Hey, hey, Whiskey Jack
Meet me down by the railroad tracks
-With that M4 in my hand
I wanna be a shootin' man
A shootin' man
*The best that I can
For Uncle Sam
Again and again

-With that kabar in my hand
I wanna be a knifin' man
A knifin' man
A shootin' man
*

-With those swim fins in my hand
I wanna be a divin' man
A divin' man
A shootin' man
A knifin' man
*
Enjoy

Navy Navy.
Im in doubt.
Boy your stomachs are sticking out!
Is it cuz of Whiskey?
Or is it cuz of wine?
Or is the lack of PT time?

haha! MARINE CORPS!

Keep em coming guys!

Yo ho Columbo!
His balls were big and roundo!
He beats his meat
while he sails his fleet
around the big wide worldo!

In 14 hundered and 92
Columbo sailed the ocean blue!
he hit the rock and split his cock!
That sumuvabetch Columbo!

Yo ho Columbo!
His balls were big and roundo!
he masterbates
while he navigates
around the big wide worldo!

ohh cabin boy
ohh cabin boy
you nasty little nipper!
he lined his a**
with broken glass
and circumcized the skipper!!

Here is one i learned in my NJROTC unit:

Everywhere we go-o
People wanna know-o
Who we are
So we tell them
We're not the Army
The backpackin' Army
We're not the Air Force
The low flyin' Air Force
We're not the Mo-rines
They don't even look mean
We're not the Coast Guard
They don't even work hard
We are the Navy
The world's greastest Navy
The mighty-mighty Navy

Originally Posted by Fish From Hell

Here is one i learned in my NJROTC unit:

Everywhere we go-o
People wanna know-o
Who we are
So we tell them
We're not the Army
The backpackin' Army
We're not the Air Force
The low flyin' Air Force
We're not the Mo-rines
They don't even look mean
We're not the Coast Guard
They don't even work hard
We are the Navy
The world's greastest Navy
The mighty-mighty Navy

When I was at boot camp we did one simaler to that one.
Here it is.
Everywhere we go-o
People wanna know-o
Who we are
So we tell them
We're not the Army
The backpackin' Army
We're not the Air Force
The low flyin' Air Force
We're not the Mo-rines
They don't even look mean
We're not the Coast Guard
a boat full of retards
We are the Navy
The world's greastest Navy
The mighty-mighty Navy.

Here are a few I remember from AOCS in Pensacola:

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I wanna be a P-3 pilot
I don't wanna sleep on rolling decks
So when I'm away from home
I'd rather cash my per diem checks
I wanna be a helo pilot
I wanna fly with the rotor on top
So if I ever have to punch out
I'll be salami, chop, chop, chop

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I saw a movie, just last year
Deborah Winger and Richard Gere
My recruiter he said to me
Boy, this is the life of an AOC
My recruiter
My recruiter
My recruiter
He lied to me

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When I was in first grade my teacher said to me
Whacha gonna do boy, whacha gonna be
A policeman, a fireman, a football star
You got a lot a' tallent boy, your gonna go far
I wanna be a pilot
Gonna be a pilot
Flyin' for the Navy
That's what I'm gonna be.

When I was in high school my teacher said to me
Whacha gonna do boy, whacha gonna be
A doctor, a lawyer, an engineer
You know you're gonna go really far from here
I wanna be a pilot
Gonna be a pilot
Flyin' for the Navy
That's what I'm gonna be.

A few I've learned so far:


I had a dog his name was blue
:repeat:
blue wanna be a seal too
:repeat:
So I bought him a swim mask and four tiny fins
:repeat:
and I told him to the ocean and I threw him in
:repeat:
Blue came back to my surprize
:repeat:
with a shark in his mouth and a gleam in his eyes
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A short one, but good for motivation

I wanna be a navy piliot
:repeat:
I wanna fly an F-18
:repeat:
I wanna fly with the cock pit open
:repeat:
So I can hear those engines scream
:repeat:
Ah!
:repeat:
Aha
:repeat:
Ah!
:repeat:
Aha!
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Momma and papa were lyin in bed
momma rolled over to papa and said
gimme some
PT
Good for you
good for me
one mile
no sweat
two miles
better yet
I can make it
I can take it
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My favorite right now:

Saw an old lady walkin down the street
she had tanks on her back, she had fins on her feet
I said, "hey old lady where you goin to?"
"The US navy Divin school"
"Hey old lady haven't you been told?
They save that divin for the brave and the bold"
"Sonny, sonny can't you see?
I did reacon when 'fore you were three
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Hope they helped!

The most annoying cadence in the world to sing. The seamanship cadence.

The first half of the ranks sing the first part. The second have sing the second part the - part.

Left right
Lefty right
I wanna hear you
1
-2 repeat
I can't hear you
Left
-right repeat
Still can't hear you
Seamanship
-training
Your left your right your left
- uh huh
Your left your right your left
- oh yeah
Hip hop lolly pop left me hear your left foot drop
That sounded mighty fine let me hear it 4 more times

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Let 'em Blow

Let 'em blow
Let 'em blow
Let the four winds blow
Standing tall looking good
Ought to march in hollywood
Hold your head and hold it high
*division number* is marching by
6 to the front and 3 to the rear
That's the way we do it here