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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | Quote:
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__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran ![]() Semper Fortis | |
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| Tirones | I just got out of boot camp not too long ago and am in A school now so I still know a lot of these. Your left your left Your left right left Your U.S. navy left your left your right don't get out of step your left your right your left Here we go again Same old song again Marching down the ave. __(blank)___ more weeks (days) and we'll be through I won't have to look at you am I right or wrong you're right are we going going strong we're strong sound off 1 2 louder 3 4 Bring it on down 1 2 3 4 ... 1 2... 3 4 ------------------------------ When my granny was 91 She did PT just for fun When my granny was 92 She did PT better than you When my granny was 93 She did PT better than me When my Grannie was 94 she ran 2 miles, then ran 10 more When my granny was 95 she did PT to stay alive When my Grannie was 96 she did PT just for kicks When my granny was 97 she up and died and went to heaven She met saint peter at the pearly gate Said Saint Peter I hope I ain't late Saint Peter said with a big ol' grin Drop down granny and give me 10 Say hey all the way we run every day Hey all the way That's the Navy way ------------------------------ There she was just a-walkin' down the street singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do She looked good, LOOKED GOOD she looked fine, LOOKED FINE she looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mind (both at same time) Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do We walked on, WALKED ON to my door, MY DOOR we walked on to my door then we kissed a little more (both at same time) Now we're together her nearly every single day singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do I'm hers, I'M HERS she's mine, SHE'S MINE I'm hers, she's mine wedding bells are gonna chime(both at same time) Now we're togther nearly every single day singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do I'm hers, I'M HERS she's mine, SHE'S MINE I'm hers, she's mine wedding bells are gonna chime (both at same time) Singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do ------------------------------ Now Superman was the man of steel, But he aint no match for a Navy SEAL. Now Chief and supe, they got in a fight: Chief hit him in the head with some kryptonite. Supe fell to his knees in pain-- Now chief's dating Lois Lane. Well Chief and Batman had one too, Chief hit him in the head with his shoe. Hit him in the temple with his left heel, Now Chief's driving the Batmobile. ------------------------------ They say that in the Navy the chow was mighty fine Last night we had ten puppies this morning only nine. They say that in the Navy the coffee's mighty fine it looks like muddy water, it tastes like turpentine. They say that in the Navy, the mail's so fast it's great Today I got a letter dated 1948. They say that in the Navy the toilets are mighty fine, you flush them down at seven they come back up again at nine. They say that in the Navy the pay is mighty fine, they give you 100 dollars and take back 99 . They say that in the Navy the training's mighty fine Last night there were ten of us, now there's only nine. They say that in the Navy, the meat is mighty fine Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine They say that in the Navy, the shoes are mighty fine You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine They say that in the Navy, the pancakes are mighty fine You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time They say that in the Navy, the bed's are mighty fine But how the hell would I know, I've never slept in mine They say that in the Navy, the hours are just right Start early in the morning and work on through the night They say that in the Navy, the buses are mighty fine One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind They say that in the Navy, the coffee's mighty fine It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine ------------------------------ When I get to Iraq, Houssein gonna ask me, How I'm gonna kill him, in just one day. And I reply with a switch-blade knife, get out my way, I"m gonna take your life! When I get to Afgan, Osama gonna ask me, How I'm gonna find him, in just one day. I reply with a whole lot of gas, get out my way, I'm gonna kill your ass. When I get to Cuba, Castro gonna ask me, How I get to Cuba, in just one day And I reply with a whole lot of anger Blood and guts and a little bit of danger. ------------------------------ Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad track With that rifle in my hand I'm gonna be a shootin' man A shootin' man The best I can For Uncle Sam Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad track With that knife in my hand I'm gonna be a cuttin' man A cuttin' man A shootin' man The best I can For Uncle Sam Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad track With that grenade in my hand I'm gonna be a killin' man A killin' man A cuttin' man A shootin' man The best I can For Uncle Sam Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad track With that bottle in my hand I'm gonna be a drinkin' man A drinkin' man A killin' man A cuttin' man A shootin' man The best I can For Uncle Sam Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad track With that book in my hand I'm gonna be a studyin' man A studyin' man A drinkin' man A killin' man A cuttin' man A shootin' man The best I can For Uncle Sam ---------------------------- Up in the morning with the rising sun, Gonna run, run, run ‘till the day is done. Up in the morning at the break of day, Navy living is the only way. ----------------------------- When I get to Cuba, Castro’s gonna say, “How’d you get to Cuba, In only one day?” I replied with a whole lot of anger, “Blood and guts and a little bit of danger!” When I get to Iraq, Saddam’s gonna say, “How’d you get to Iraq, In only one day?” I replied with a whole lot of anger, “Blood and guts and a little bit of danger!” When I get to Kosovo, Milosavitch will say, “How’d you get to Kosovo, In only one day?” I replied with a whole lot of anger, “Blood and guts and a little bit of danger!” When I get to Heaven, Saint Peter’s gonna say, “How’d you Earn your living? How did you earn your pay?” I replied with a whole lot of anger, “Blood and guts and a little bit of danger!” When I get to Hell, Satan’s gonna say, “How’d you Earn your living? How did you earn your pay?” I replied as I clutched my knife, “Get out of my way or else I’ll take your life!” |
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