About if ur late to ur final exam

JulesLee · February 9th, 2007

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

Commerical version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4DfZ7GUNFg

Sevens · February 10th, 2007

Very nice!!! LOL

bulldogg · February 10th, 2007

Maybe that's why if you're late we dont let you even sit the exam... you roll the donut.

Team Infidel · February 10th, 2007

very funny

Rob Henderson · February 10th, 2007

That sucks. For the professor! Hahaha

tomtom22 · February 11th, 2007

Very funny!!!

Pacific Lure · June 27th, 2007

Great post!!

AFSteliga · June 27th, 2007

That's a good one.

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About if ur late to ur final exam

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February 9th, 2007	#1
JulesLee	if ur late to ur final exam info It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. "No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am?" "No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again. "No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air of superiority. "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room. Commerical version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4DfZ7GUNFg

February 10th, 2007	#2
Sevens	Very nice!!! LOL Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

February 10th, 2007	#3
bulldogg	Maybe that's why if you're late we dont let you even sit the exam... you roll the donut. "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

February 10th, 2007	#5
Rob Henderson	That sucks. For the professor! Hahaha

February 11th, 2007	#6
tomtom22	Very funny!!! "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

June 27th, 2007	#7
Pacific Lure	I should've done that in college. info Great post!! Seven days without laughter makes one weak. --Joel Goodman

June 27th, 2007	#8
AFSteliga	That's a good one. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra