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February 5th, 2009   Post 1
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Post; If the Shelling Doesn't Kill You...


We were asleep in our cots at Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan when exploding enemy rockets woke us up. My platoon and I threw on our fatigues, grabbed our weapons and ran to the bunker for protection. Inside the bunker, one nervous soldier lit up. "Put that cigarette out!" I ordered.

"Yeah, forget the rockets," said another soldier as more rounds rocked the bunker. "That secondhand smoke'll kill ya."

-- SSG James Kellert

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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February 5th, 2009   Post 2
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good one............
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February 6th, 2009   Post 3
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That's funny.
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February 6th, 2009   Post 4
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well considering that the average smoker only inhales 15% of the cigarette...the other 85% everyone else inhales....how true how true...
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February 6th, 2009   Post 5
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I would much like to see the bastard who tells me to take out a cigarete under arty fire.
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February 6th, 2009   Post 6
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"Was it the rocket that killed him?" "Nope, the rocket was Post-Mortem. It seems Cigarette smoke did him in."
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February 6th, 2009   Post 7
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My policy was "If you dont like smoke there are plenty of units Im not a member of"
 
February 9th, 2009   Post 8
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A shell landing on ones the head isn't exactly healthy
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March 13th, 2009   Post 9
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March 18th, 2009   Post 10
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