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November 16th, 2005   Post 1
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DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircraft were kept. When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain view, Jim asked him for it. "I don't see why I have to show you my ID," the pilot snapped. "After all, it is my plane."

"Sir, with all due respect, it may be your plane," replied Jim, "but it's sitting in my garage!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sgt. David J. Cox

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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November 16th, 2005   Post 2
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Kinda funny.
 
November 16th, 2005   Post 3
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Originally Posted by AJChenMPH
DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircraft were kept. When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain view, Jim asked him for it. "I don't see why I have to show you my ID," the pilot snapped. "After all, it is my plane."

"Sir, with all due respect, it may be your plane," replied Jim, "but it's sitting in my garage!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sgt. David J. Cox

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
That is so true lol!
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November 21st, 2005   Post 4
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January 8th, 2007   Post 5
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Good one!
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January 8th, 2007   Post 6
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Lol.....
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not bad AJ
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Bumpity, bump-bump.
 


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