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tomtom22 · October 10th, 2005

My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in England. Everyone who drove through the base's gates was required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield for inspection by the guards. As a friendly competition, my husband's squadron started flashing different forms of ID, such as a driver's license, just to see how far they could go to fool the busy guards. The winner? The fellow who breezed past waving a piece of toast.

— Joke contributed to Readers Digest by Elizabeth M. Lange

Springfield · October 10th, 2005

TOAST!?!?! LOL hahaaha

MilidarUSMC · October 10th, 2005

ROFL, thats the toast guard for ya...bam, sorry for the punn

Team Infidel · October 23rd, 2007

for some reason, that doesn't suprise me...

AFSteliga · October 24th, 2007

That's good.

Sevens · October 28th, 2007

Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrazyLilCajun · October 29th, 2007

haha...nice

awesomekid99 · October 29th, 2007

hahaha...

AJChenMPH · June 3rd, 2009

Bump...got this in my inbox today.

ari · June 30th, 2009

haha this is my favourite

October 10th, 2005	#1
tomtom22	ID Cards info My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in England. Everyone who drove through the base's gates was required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield for inspection by the guards. As a friendly competition, my husband's squadron started flashing different forms of ID, such as a driver's license, just to see how far they could go to fool the busy guards. The winner? The fellow who breezed past waving a piece of toast. — Joke contributed to Readers Digest by Elizabeth M. Lange "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 10th, 2005	#3
MilidarUSMC	ROFL, thats the toast guard for ya...bam, sorry for the punn \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985

October 23rd, 2007	#4
Team Infidel	for some reason, that doesn't suprise me...

October 24th, 2007	#5
AFSteliga	That's good. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

October 28th, 2007	#6
Sevens	Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

October 29th, 2007	#7
CrazyLilCajun	haha...nice "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

June 3rd, 2009	#9
AJChenMPH	Bump...got this in my inbox today. Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8

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