Ice Ice Baby..

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January 31st, 2006   #1
Tessa
 
 

Ice Ice Baby.. info


There was this blonde that felt one day to go out fishing. So she got her gear and the drill to then head out on the ice to find a good location. So she then found a perfect spot and she sat down, took out her drill and started to make her way through the ice. Suddenly she hears this deep voice shout to her: "You're not allowed to be here! Go somewhere else!"
So she packed up her things and moved into a different location to then sit down once more and unpack her things and start drilling a hole in the ice one more. But then she heard it again! The voice spoke to hear again: "Didn't you hear me? You're not allowed to be here! Go away!" She didn't say anything and took her gear and everything with her and moved to another location. She then unpacked her gear once more and it didn't take long until she started drilling in the ice again. But once more the deep voice shouted at her: "I'm telling you for the last time! You're not allowed to be here! Go away!" The blonde looked up slowly and then spoke softly but enough to be heard: "God? Are you there?" It didn't take long and the deep voice spoke again: "No! It's the indoor ice rink's janitor! Can you get off the freakin' ice?!"


(Okay okay.. It might not be as good as when I heard it because I had to translate it all into english. But.. I guess.. Enjoy?)
 
February 1st, 2006   #2
Ginsu-Moose
 
 
Hahahahahaha, yeah it's a good joke.
 
February 1st, 2006   #3
Fox
 
 
HAHAHA! Good joke!


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February 2nd, 2006   #4
MightyMacbeth
 
 
ahh, umm haha!


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February 3rd, 2006   #5
Navy Boy
 
 


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February 4th, 2006   #6
tomtom22
 
 

That's a good one that didn't suffer in the translation!



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February 5th, 2006   #7
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha


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October 17th, 2007   #8
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha..yeah ive heard that one before.


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October 17th, 2007   #9
Team Infidel
 
 
lol


 
October 17th, 2007   #10
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
That's a good one that didn't suffer in the translation!


Yeah, what tomtom said! Nice one!


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