Topic: The Hypnotist

tomtom22 · August 28th, 2005

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"

His funeral services will be held on Monday.

ghost457 · August 28th, 2005

ahahahahaha!!!

xander · August 29th, 2005

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His funeral services will be held on Monday.

rotflmao

LIPS · August 29th, 2005

thats funny

Missileer · August 29th, 2005

Hey, anything that works......

tomtom22 · August 29th, 2005

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Originally Posted by Missileer

Hey, anything that works......

For guys our age.... maybe your'e right....

Missileer · August 29th, 2005

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Originally Posted by tomtom22

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Originally Posted by Missileer

Hey, anything that works......

For guys our age.... maybe your'e right....

Now which arm was it under again?

Team Infidel · May 22nd, 2007

that's really funny

August 28th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; The Hypnotist A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!" His funeral services will be held on Monday. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

August 29th, 2005	Post 4
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	thats funny __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

August 29th, 2005	Post 5
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Hey, anything that works...... __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

May 22nd, 2007	Post 8
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's really funny __________________

August 28th, 2005	Post 2
ghost457 Primus Pilus	ahahahahaha!!!

Topic: The Hypnotist

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