About Humor is Good for Health

rocky71

Q. What's the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Q. What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
A. The Hanger.

Q. How is a woman like a road?
A. Both have manholes.

Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A. They are both used as substitute meat.

Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.