Human Car Performance...Indecent Proposal...Blind Man and Blondes....

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June 1st, 2007   #1
Pacific Lure
 
 

Human Car Performance...Indecent Proposal...Blind Man and Blondes.... info


Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."




The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.

The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me have sex with you for a dollar?"

"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.

A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me have sex with you for a million dollars?"

After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper.

A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me have sex with you for five dollars?"

"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?"

"We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"



A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you really wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah.......... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.






Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
--Joel Goodman
 
June 1st, 2007   #2
Team Infidel
 
 




 
June 1st, 2007   #3
Peddler
 
 
very funny


"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."
 
June 2nd, 2007   #4
Rob Henderson
 
 
Sad thing is...I bet he made it out of the bar, down the street, and back home before they realized that he insulted them.
 
June 2nd, 2007   #5
JulesLee
 
 
lol dat seems true ^
 
June 4th, 2007   #6
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson
Sad thing is...I bet he made it out of the bar, down the street, and back home before they realized that he insulted them.

prolly so lol


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne