When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the BLEEP out of her"...You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the BLEEP do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of BLEEP turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to tell him to mind his own bleeping business and throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the BLEEP does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my BLEEP!" You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy mother BLEEP! You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry stinkin' BLEEP!" You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story .......You need to pray at work.

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You most definitely need to pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

Originally Posted by Pacific Lure

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my BLEEP!" You need to pray at work.

Dear Lord........and I'll never do it again.

Originally Posted by Pacific Lure

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy mother BLEEP! You need to pray at work.

Now I really feel like crap.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story .......You need to pray at work.


Lord I apologize.

Originally Posted by Pacific Lure

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.

Dear God,
Come on she told me that only the stupid men go into the Marine Corps can I choke her just a little............OK OK But I'm expecting those hot asses to be piled on her head on Judgment day!

Love always
Ash

Lord, forgive me.

I have read thy words as posted. I confess I have had these thoughts that each and every motherbleeping pain in the bleep that has crossed the threshold of my office be met with an unfortunate, yet highly coincidental and intimate misadventure with the industrial sized paper shredder down the hall.



Praying and praying and praying...

You folks are so funny!!!!

Originally Posted by Pacific Lure

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.

Lord forgive me for considering these....give me the strength to ignore vickie...or please lord just shut her up....lol

Jen

Forgive me Padre for I have sinned . . . but it was so cool.